mathematician

A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.

Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.

by 0 00 January 8, 2006

Methum

Someone who is too fat and sad to even say it is human. It is usually liked by people not cause of its personality but just to see it fall down again like pandas falling down stairs. Alternatives to the word Methum includes Mammoth, Mammothy or Fat Fuc.

“Wat up Methum”
“Piss off Methum”

by BoardNerd June 21, 2020

mathmos

Mathmos Lavalamps has been made since the year 1963. They are the "real" lavalamps, not like the cheap crappy ones that cost 20€ at a local supermarket. The lamps are a real 70's athmosphere element. Lavalamps where invented near the "flower"power times and where so famous begause people ejoyed the psychedelic figures the lava makes. Lot's of different colors and types of lamps made by Mathmos are really famous still these days. Even I have one.

A lamp with fluids in it,these fluids react differently to the heat that the lamp creates to the bottom of the bottle. That way we get the impression thet the fluids are floating. It looks really smooth, like lava when it's hot.

by i path April 24, 2005

mathurbation

The results of rapidly pressing buttons on your calculator!

Bob - 'Hahah look, I'm playing with my calculator'
Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'
Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('

by theyellowasian November 22, 2011

Mathematica

A math god!

Ask it a question, and you will get an answer.

Ask it the wrong question and it will tell you how to get an answer.

Jimmy was struggling with his Calculus homework, so he asked Mathematica what the Derivative of Uranus was, and it told him yourmom^2.

by 1badasfuthermucker October 11, 2009

mathmo

The mathmo is a fat beer guzzling smellorama who spends most of his time attempting to pull bollards from the pavement, throwning vacuum cleaners in the cam and pissing up John's college gates. Hangs around in police cells, Meg's bed, belfrys or with a group of NatSci's

If you looked up Mathmo in the dictionary it would have a picture of Matt Dawson.

by Rob Moorlen January 15, 2005

Mathematical Doodles

The untapped tool that has hardly been used by oft-boring or uncreative math writers to convey difficult concepts to their lay readers—when math educators-turned-doodlers or artists-turned-math writers could disrupt math publishing such that the world’s most disliked school subject needn’t be terminal once it becomes optional.

The use of mathematical doodles could be seen as a visual version of math guides for dummies, idiots, and morons—an intersection of math, art, and creativity to raising the quantitative literacy of millions of semi-innumerate people worldwide.

by MathPlus October 8, 2021