masterdating

When someone goes out with a group of friends and puts up his pictures on his facebook page - then stares at them all week long

Hey did you hear John is dating?
No
He's been masterdating his facebook page for six months now

by boots'n'puss share this February 27, 2011

masterbasement

it is a word that is harmless but actually is like a double untandra, or also a slip on words. its sounds much like masterbating or masterbation. it is used jokingly so it masks the other word

man, im going to masterbasement to her picture

by wag 1 June 29, 2010

mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

Masturdate

When a couple goes on a date and someone stalks them to masturbate to them.

"sally and billy went on a date so i went out to masturdate to them"

by Ash is Daddy May 17, 2016

Masterbateur

A French wanker

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur

by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018

Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

by Qwelp August 31, 2019

Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad

"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."

by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022