A small, incredibly yappy dog worthy of nothing less than a sharp boot to it's scrunched-up face, luckily sending the little bundle of white matted hair flying incredibly far in a parabolic fashion. Hopefully, a mulcher will be comically positioned at the falling point with the feeding-tube pointing up. It must also be switched on. Thereafter, observe peaceful silence. The maltese dog is an unnatural deviation and is an affront to the Gods.
Person1: what's that bitchy high pitched yapping?
Person2: That'd be the little bitchyap next door - it's a maltese dog
Person2: That'd be the little bitchyap next door - it's a maltese dog
by Maximilian XV April 6, 2007
Get the maltese dog mug.I little white dog that may sometimes be cute.. but are most of the time hideously ugly, with matted fur and gunky brown crap around it's eyes.... mostly on the behalf of neglect on its owners part. These dogs will shit and piss your house up no matter what kind of training you subject them to. They bark without a moment of pausing, and practically jump on your plate when you are trying to eat dinner.
These dogs are about as useless as they come.. the only thing that they are good for is snake food.
These dogs are about as useless as they come.. the only thing that they are good for is snake food.
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Get the Maltese mug."hey, I know we've just met but can I stick my nuts in your ringpiece? What you don't know what thats called....Why in cosmopolitain circles its called a malteser"
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Get the Malteser mug.Inserting the penis far enough into the anus so that the testicles push up against the outside of the sphincter and are coated with brown feces.
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locally used term, Southeast Michigan, referring to Maltese. May be derogatory but used by Maltese when referring to themselves.
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