midget wrestling

Typically two midgets wrestling.
Can vary from cage matches to mud wrestling
Typically the cutest damn type of wrestling you've ever seen.

Timmy went and saw two midget wrestling. He then proceded to hit himself with a hammer

by super leet March 16, 2009

midget fidget

when a midget fidgets her spinner

lol that midget is fidgeting her spinner like a faggot
stupid midget fidget

by yessboiii July 18, 2017

midget pirates

A fearsome group of miniature men, known for gutting many and leaving few alive. They were last seen heading for the Sandwich Isles to pillage the giant ham farm, although some say Captain Hampton beat them to it.

It was horrible! They were everywhere! And unlike normal midgets - who are usually bright, and clever, and fun to be around - these midget pirates, with their beady little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood. Slashing at us with their swords, gutting our bellies, poking our bums, clipping our knees.

by Lars, Ska Fan Extraordinaire March 18, 2008

Midget Starfish

A sexual act where five legless midgets lay on there backs, with their nubbs touching in a star pattern. Then someone will fuck all five midget dicks at one time.

My co-worker Henry Delano told me about his sick Midget Starfish fuck orgy fettish.

by RaiseHell925 October 24, 2009

midget thinker

A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.

We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.

by PureBlood1 February 16, 2015

Midget Fuck

Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy

God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?

by TheOneAndOnlyMidget April 19, 2018

midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.

I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.

by Hypenta May 13, 2018