Legend has it, two stoned boys once came up with a word that would make everyone in the area to 'Draw for the Maow'.
It dates back to when a retarded child wrongly spoke the word 'Miss' to his SPO (Spas Support) Teacher and ended up blurting out the newly spoken word 'Maaoohhhww'.
*USAGE*
Ever since, when anyone within a group of people quotes 'Draw for the Maow', All those who heard must draw their imaginary swords. If anyone that heard it did not draw, they will receive a dig (Medium punch) on their arm by the caller of the Maow. Drawing must be limited to every five minutes.
*Girls cannot receive digs if they don't draw, but it is still considered to be polite for them to draw*
*The drawers must draw within 4 seconds of the call*
*If anyone that is guilty of Misdrawinig digs the caller back, everyone in that area gets a free punch to their arm*
*THE CALLER MUST DRAW AND DIGBACKS ARE NOT PERMITTED*
If someone 'Misdraws' three times in a row they get a facedig (Light munch on the cheak or chin).
It dates back to when a retarded child wrongly spoke the word 'Miss' to his SPO (Spas Support) Teacher and ended up blurting out the newly spoken word 'Maaoohhhww'.
*USAGE*
Ever since, when anyone within a group of people quotes 'Draw for the Maow', All those who heard must draw their imaginary swords. If anyone that heard it did not draw, they will receive a dig (Medium punch) on their arm by the caller of the Maow. Drawing must be limited to every five minutes.
*Girls cannot receive digs if they don't draw, but it is still considered to be polite for them to draw*
*The drawers must draw within 4 seconds of the call*
*If anyone that is guilty of Misdrawinig digs the caller back, everyone in that area gets a free punch to their arm*
*THE CALLER MUST DRAW AND DIGBACKS ARE NOT PERMITTED*
If someone 'Misdraws' three times in a row they get a facedig (Light munch on the cheak or chin).
by Reliever1 January 7, 2011
Get the Maow mug.A homophobic eunuch who has a Youtube news channel as a front for his many crimes against humanity. He is also globally famous for his stance that North Korea is a socialist paradise far exceeding the comfort and happiness of any capitalist country especially the "great big evil fascist satan, the US". Maoist Rebel is well renown for sticking it to the big corporations and never giving them anything. Also, you can find MRN on twitter, facebook, youtube, instagram, wordpress, online book stores and is associated with many other corporatio........ errrr... small businesses. Maoist rebel is from, where else, Canada, yet he for some reason refuses to visit the countries he'd like to emulate. Above all else, Maoist is a trained marxist. But you gotta respect the gall of a man who believes in an ideology where total government power is necessary only to remove ALL government and have a perfect never before existing, stateless utopian world where every person is an angel and never makes a mistake or wrongs anyone else.
Man 1: Have you ever heard of Maoist Rebel News?
Man 2: No, but he sounds like a huge faggot.
Man 1: No, no, no, that's nonsense. He hates faggots.
North Korean man 1: Have you ever heard of Maoist rebel news on the internet.
North Korean man 2: No, and neither have you stupid, we don't have access to anything that promotes individual thought.
North Korean man 1: Good point.
Man 2: No, but he sounds like a huge faggot.
Man 1: No, no, no, that's nonsense. He hates faggots.
North Korean man 1: Have you ever heard of Maoist rebel news on the internet.
North Korean man 2: No, and neither have you stupid, we don't have access to anything that promotes individual thought.
North Korean man 1: Good point.
by MaoDidNothingWrong April 14, 2013
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Real guitarist: Dude, check out my Dim 7th sweep!
Maori: Ow bro, thats got nuthn on meh Maaaaaori strum bro
Real guitarist: Maori strum?
Maori: (Says nothing. He just O.D'd.)
Maori: Ow bro, thats got nuthn on meh Maaaaaori strum bro
Real guitarist: Maori strum?
Maori: (Says nothing. He just O.D'd.)
by JoeMama foo August 31, 2009
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For instance, Karl Marx thought that economies had stages they went through such as slavery, feudal, ect, until you get to capitalism. Marx taugt that capitalism would eventually lead way to the next stage of communism.
Mao Zedong lived in a country with a bunch of peasents. However, he thought China would do pretty well as a communist country even though he was breaking with the very basics of Marxist thought. So he got some peasents, killed people, and took over the government. From peasents to communism, only not real communism.
Marx taught that the prolaterians (see proletarian) were supposed to take over and then lead the country themselves.
Mao Zedong taught that people didn't really know what was good for them, but of course he did. He had some kind of metaphor that set up a body where he was the head, the goverment the arms, and the people the other parts. Or something like that. Basicly he wanted to be seen as God.
In short, Maoism is a lame excuse for communism that Mao Zedong used to gain power and not Marxism at all.
For instance, Karl Marx thought that economies had stages they went through such as slavery, feudal, ect, until you get to capitalism. Marx taugt that capitalism would eventually lead way to the next stage of communism.
Mao Zedong lived in a country with a bunch of peasents. However, he thought China would do pretty well as a communist country even though he was breaking with the very basics of Marxist thought. So he got some peasents, killed people, and took over the government. From peasents to communism, only not real communism.
Marx taught that the prolaterians (see proletarian) were supposed to take over and then lead the country themselves.
Mao Zedong taught that people didn't really know what was good for them, but of course he did. He had some kind of metaphor that set up a body where he was the head, the goverment the arms, and the people the other parts. Or something like that. Basicly he wanted to be seen as God.
In short, Maoism is a lame excuse for communism that Mao Zedong used to gain power and not Marxism at all.
I was with a group of communists running away from an anti-commie hate group the other day that was trying to shoot us. We hid out in an abondonded church and eventually we found out that this one guy who was supposed to be communist really believed in Maoism, so we shot him ourselves.
by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005
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pronounced either maari or moeri if you want a job in TV,
academia, or public service.
Pronounced mow-ri by everyone else.
The literal meaning is "ordinary". That is how
the first group of people who arrived in NZ chose to describe themselves relative to the (slightly) later arrivals who they chose to call pakeha (outsider, alien, foreigner). New Zealand is an homogenised monocultural society (with terrible suppressed racial ethno-political tension). Some New Zealanders have some maori ancestry. None have only maori ancestry. Maori means maori person, a person with some maori ancestry.
In media and political usage "maori" is a collective noun used when attempting to sensationalise a news story or when promoting an outrageous political agenda for one's own personal benefit.
pronounced either maari or moeri if you want a job in TV,
academia, or public service.
Pronounced mow-ri by everyone else.
The literal meaning is "ordinary". That is how
the first group of people who arrived in NZ chose to describe themselves relative to the (slightly) later arrivals who they chose to call pakeha (outsider, alien, foreigner). New Zealand is an homogenised monocultural society (with terrible suppressed racial ethno-political tension). Some New Zealanders have some maori ancestry. None have only maori ancestry. Maori means maori person, a person with some maori ancestry.
In media and political usage "maori" is a collective noun used when attempting to sensationalise a news story or when promoting an outrageous political agenda for one's own personal benefit.
correct usage:
"Rangi is of maori descent"
"Many maori people are fine singers"
incorrect usage:
"maori are outraged"
(maori people do not have a hive mind - like the Borg on
Star Trek)
"maori own the water"
("maori" is not an entity. It is a variable attribute of people,
people who already own or don't own the water in exactly the same way as all the other people who don't have that attribute )
"Rangi is of maori descent"
"Many maori people are fine singers"
incorrect usage:
"maori are outraged"
(maori people do not have a hive mind - like the Borg on
Star Trek)
"maori own the water"
("maori" is not an entity. It is a variable attribute of people,
people who already own or don't own the water in exactly the same way as all the other people who don't have that attribute )
by whakapu September 4, 2012
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The word "Maori" was coined by Maori themselves to differentiate them from the white people (or 'Pakeha') who arrived after them from Britain, Australia, America, and Europe. The word has been defined as meaning "ordinary" or "normal" people. It did not exist in pre-European New Zealand, where the various tribes knew themselves and one another by individual family and tribal names.
Maori are generally accepted to have been in residence in New Zealand since around 1200 - 1300 AD.
Maori are said to be a Polynesian race, although parts of their geneology have been traced to Taiwan and China, and there are other influences from as far away as Egypt and Sri Lanka. Some East Coast tribes from the North Island possess Portugese genetic markers.
Much of the truth of the origins of Maori is muddied by the editing of history to suit contemporary politics, and by the intermingling of Maori bloodlines with those of the peoples they found already living in New Zealand upon their own arrival.
The word "Maori" was coined by Maori themselves to differentiate them from the white people (or 'Pakeha') who arrived after them from Britain, Australia, America, and Europe. The word has been defined as meaning "ordinary" or "normal" people. It did not exist in pre-European New Zealand, where the various tribes knew themselves and one another by individual family and tribal names.
Maori are generally accepted to have been in residence in New Zealand since around 1200 - 1300 AD.
Maori are said to be a Polynesian race, although parts of their geneology have been traced to Taiwan and China, and there are other influences from as far away as Egypt and Sri Lanka. Some East Coast tribes from the North Island possess Portugese genetic markers.
Much of the truth of the origins of Maori is muddied by the editing of history to suit contemporary politics, and by the intermingling of Maori bloodlines with those of the peoples they found already living in New Zealand upon their own arrival.
First British Naval Officer: "We have made a Treaty with the Maori, Sir. All New Zealand land now belongs to us."
Second British Naval Officer: "Excellent. Release the Hounds."
First etc.: "Aye aye, Sir. More rum, Sir?"
Second etc.: "Abso-bloody-lutely. And bring me a Maori wench. I'm tired of all this Naval arse-buggery, never mind how traditional it is. It smacks of homosexuality, if you ask me."
First: "Very good Sir."
Second British Naval Officer: "Excellent. Release the Hounds."
First etc.: "Aye aye, Sir. More rum, Sir?"
Second etc.: "Abso-bloody-lutely. And bring me a Maori wench. I'm tired of all this Naval arse-buggery, never mind how traditional it is. It smacks of homosexuality, if you ask me."
First: "Very good Sir."
by Flash the Squirrel August 21, 2010
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"Jesus christ did you see that piece of shit??? It sounds somehow almost horny"
"Don't worry its only Maowang"
"Don't worry its only Maowang"
by Yves Laflamme November 25, 2006
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