maowang

Maowangs (full word Maowang dikinmouf) can be recognized by the premature mustache that is actually his own pubic hair glued to his face. They have cracks in their front teeth that resemble the grand canyon and play cards with intense arousal.

"Jesus christ did you see that piece of shit??? It sounds somehow almost horny"
"Don't worry its only Maowang"

by Yves Laflamme November 25, 2006