LFM

Long For Man. Used in a similar context to 'FML' but more specifically towards an action that longs our your life.
Examples of this are your car breaking down, missing your bus or getting set a massive piece of work over the summer by your teacher.

'Did you hear that we got a 2000 word essay due in for next lesson?'
'Shit, that is too LFM'

by TheMontyHall March 16, 2012

LFJ

Looking For Jobs

Dude: What're you up to today?
Girl: Ah not much, just LFJ

by Edo and hau5Staffing July 6, 2011

LFL

Lovers For Life, when you love someone so much you want to spend your life with them and make love to them everyday

OMG! I love her so much, shes my LFL

by Redskins21forlife February 7, 2009

LFHOF

Late For His Own Funeral. A person who is chronically (and mostly unapologetically) late for everything.

Everett's LFHOF. Said he'd be here at 11:30 and his ass didn't even leave his house until 11:40, texting "OMW".

by Shawdog July 30, 2010

Long Foreskin Energy (LFE)

Long Foreskin Energy is the complete insecurity of not meeting other people’s benchmarks — wealth, intelligence, beauty etc due to the shame/perception of not having been circumcised. To lack so much self-worth that it requires making up an entire life’s worth of stories (such as being Jewish, only to later claim that you meant you were “Jew-ish”) in order to fit in.

George Santos has Long Foreskin Energy (LFE).

by Cut__Guy January 8, 2023

LFG

Looking for group- EverQuest lingo

/ooc Shaman of the 56th season LFG

by Warador December 5, 2002

LFG

LFG stands for "Lets Fucking Go." Usually used in situations where you are hype af.

"Brad let's shot gun a twisted tea."

"LFG baby! ! !!@"

by lfglflglfg November 14, 2017