An awkwardly lanky and flat-chested young woman who dresses like a hooch and tends to be easy as pie (although she never eats any). Generally, the Lankskank will hunch over to appear thinner, and wear cheap, low-cut tops that only show off her clavicles.
"That girl and I hooked up, but I must've been too drunk to realize what a Lankskank she is. I'm surprised her boney ass didn't injure me."
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A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.
by Mr. Blue September 1, 2004
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"If you could get past the smell of the piss landslide to sow grass seed, you certainly couldnt get it to grow"
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Get the Piss Landslide mug.The act of dipping a cigar in seminal fluid and using said cigar to widen your partnrers asshole to the point of fitting your penis in with it. You then furiously fuck your partner for as long as it take to recite "We Shall Fight on the beaches". The act ends when your partner deficates their semen-laced cigar flake covered innards on you.
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