Kitty Deposits

1. The substance comprised of lotion, spit, and semen which can be found near a computer keyboard as a result of rapid masturbation. After being left for an extended period of time, they become kitty deposits as whoever left them there blame animals as the cause of the mess.

2. Basement lurker masturbation

Matthew neglected to clean up after he masturbated, leaving the lotion and semen all over the keyboard. His excuse was "the kitties must have left that there, those are kitty deposits."

Goddamit, have a little shame!

by whatlifesmadeof December 5, 2009

HEllO KittY

An extremely popular cartoon cat in Japan, made by the Sanrio corporation, which appears on a wide variety of toys and consumer products. Also used to refer to the other cartoon characters which inhabit the same "world" as the cat.

I saw a new Hello Kitty plush doll the other day, and it was so adorable.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

kitty lick

When someone licks a dick as if they were a kitty

Jared: "holy shit dude that cat looks like Vanessa last night when she was licking my dick"

Sam: "holy shit she kitty licked you"

by 👏🏽chancho👏🏽 June 12, 2017

Bitch-Kitty

A strong, fiery, fiesty, independent, Woman. She is a minx. She takes no shit or prisoners.She knows exactly what she wants. She is will scratch out eyes to defend a friend, a child, an animal, or anyone out numbered by wolves, ring wraiths,Juggalos, Mojo JoJo, or Ryan Seacrest. Her body is curvy...The way she moves implies she is always in heat. She has no shortage of men following her scent. She loves to be pet, her ass slapped - so long as you get a firm bite on her neck first. She is well groomed with a style all her own. She can be very intimidating. To get close to her you must be very quiet & still for extended periods to disarm her. If you're lucky enough to get close to her you will be loved with so much intensity you'll want to cuddle up & catnap forever. But God help you if you get in her way or cross her. She is known to travel alone, rarely seen in packs.

"I swear to god. I'm not even kidding. Don't think I won't cut you. You better reckin'ize. Bitch-Kitty ain't no pussy! Rebel meow!"

by CoUnTrYsOnG December 21, 2013

hot kitty

Done when your gf or wife is wearing panties or more: Place your mouth on her crotch and slowly exhale. The heat from your breath will give her a nice warm feeling in her pussy, hence a 'hot kitty'.

My wife was sleeping on her side in the fetal position, so I gave her a hot kitty from behind.

by Dick Goezinya May 13, 2005

Kitty Porn

Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.

I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.

by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009

captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023