Jibbernip

Anything that pisses you the fuck off. Also a crude reference to marijuana.

Why are you being such a fucking jibbernip?

Go pick me up some jibbernip you fucking jibbernip.

by Wallhumper October 4, 2019

Bum-Jobbed

1) To get a raw deal; hosed

"They fired him for that?! Damn - he got bum-jobbed!" - Drab T-Shirt

by ZJ1067 July 8, 2014

A la Joubert

Running like hell , tail between legs, after making a terrible game-changing decision, probably because of conflicting parties, to avoid consequences and alienate a whole nation by doing so.

He awarded the winning penalty and quickly after went totally A la Joubert avoiding the respectable tradition of shaking hands.

by rdscot23 December 13, 2015

jibberjabber

talking too much

quit your jibberjabber

by Plornishmaroontigooster July 12, 2009

jabberjaws

a person that sucks dick

we call her jabberjaws

by Reginald March 17, 2004

Republican Jabberwocky Syndrome

(noun) The use of nonsense words or misuse of actual words to create or exaggerate threats for political gain.

Did you hear Sarah Palin talking about death panels on CNN today? Seriously, what is her deal?

She suffers from Republican Jabberwocky Syndrome, don't be so insensitive.

by James Carville's Cajun Accent July 2, 2010

Jobby Jabber

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).

"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"

by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008