jantoine

A Jantoine is generally someone who owns a lively small old yellow car. Even if Jantoine prefers dating humans, his car is like his secret wife. A Jantoine has good hair for some reason. Sheep is an accurate definition for his mane of hairs. Most of the time Jantoine has a sister who rocks on the internets. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. Also, he usually takes batman’s voice when he’s got drunk saying random things.

Lastly, his life is run by a variable amount of sleep, hence he can be very unpredictable

At a birthday party
Friend: Dude, where were you, it’s 2:00 am!
Dude: Ya I know, I’ve just taken a nap.
Friend: Wow you’re such a Jantoine!

by janga_lala September 26, 2019

Jingo

A foreign language you can't read or speak.

Cut the Jingo man, and speak some language I can comprehend.

by Dotanairy January 23, 2020

Jint

Jint is the mispronunciation of junt, Memphis style but with a twist on it, in fact you gotta be high af to talk that slang and it is probably the sadly last and nostalgic junt of the day.

Homie let's smoke that last jint before its too late, Im definitely not going out tomorrow.

by Yung Clinton February 5, 2020

jinora

The smartest person in every room they're in. Powerful & intelligent. Annoyed that someone would make an Urban Dictionary post about her name. So much talent & gifts in this world. Her parents love her more than the entire universe. Best Rapper to ever be born. Can accomplish anything they put their mind to.

Yea the 55th president? You mean Jinora?

by Supamalaman October 10, 2020

Jint

The crease down the center of a taut scrotum; the valley between drooping testicles.

I should buy a belt. This morning, my pants were sagging and my fly was down. When I pulled up the zipper, it pinched my jint something fierce.

by Skaldic October 12, 2020

Jinxocity

The phenomenon of frequently experiencing synchronicity, or jinxes.

That's the third time today that we've both said the same phrase, at the same time.. we've reached a level of jinxocity!

by UnmaskedSerenity November 27, 2020

Jinstolemylastname

Jinstolemylastname is my huSbAnd. It's nearly our wedding celebration for one month on the 27th December so I wanted to do a definition for her

By itookmarkslastname

Happy 1 month of marriage jinstolemylastname (mork ) by jinnie your wIfE.

by Taeminsexual December 25, 2020