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A Jantoine is generally someone who owns a lively small old yellow car. Even if Jantoine prefers dating humans, his car is like his secret wife. A Jantoine have good hair for some reason. Sheep is an accurate definition for his mane of hairs. Most of the time Jantoine has as sister who rocks on the internets. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. Also, he usually takes batman’s voice when he’s got drunk saying random things.

Lastly, his life is run by a variable amount of sleep, hence he can be very unpredictable.
At a birthday party

Friend: Dude, where were you, it’s 2:00 am!
Other friend: Ya I know, I’ve just taken a nap.
Friend: Wow you’re such a Jantoine!
Jantoine by CharlieCOUCOU June 26, 2017
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A Jantoine is generally someone who owns a lively small old yellow car. Even if Jantoine prefers dating humans, his car is like his secret wife. A Jantoine has good hair for some reason. Sheep is an accurate definition for his mane of hairs. Most of the time Jantoine has a sister who rocks on the internets. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. Also, he usually takes batman’s voice when he’s got drunk saying random things.

Lastly, his life is run by a variable amount of sleep, hence he can be very unpredictable
At a birthday party
Friend: Dude, where were you, it’s 2:00 am!
Dude: Ya I know, I’ve just taken a nap.
Friend: Wow you’re such a Jantoine!
jantoine by janga_lala September 26, 2019
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An amazing person with a heart of gold. Very social and bubbly personality. The name is dutch so she is pretty straight forward with her opinions. So her opinions can be pretty scary. Whenever you need help, seek for a Jantine! She will definetely help you the best she can. But will she ever follow her own advice she gives to her friends? Nope... she is rather sad about the mistakes she made. If you have found a Jantine, never let her go!

Bad habits: nail biting, procrastinating, wearing too many hats, having bad handwriting, drinking coffee with sugar, eating disgusting food combinations
My name is Jantine
jantine by Elsjuh1 November 23, 2021
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