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A Jantoine is generally someone who owns a lively small old yellow car. Even if Jantoine prefers dating humans, his car is like his secret wife. A Jantoine has good hair for some reason. Sheep is an accurate definition for his mane of hairs. Most of the time Jantoine has a sister who rocks on the internets. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. Also, he usually takes batman’s voice when he’s got drunk saying random things.

Lastly, his life is run by a variable amount of sleep, hence he can be very unpredictable
At a birthday party
Friend: Dude, where were you, it’s 2:00 am!
Dude: Ya I know, I’ve just taken a nap.
Friend: Wow you’re such a Jantoine!
by janga_lala September 26, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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