JEEP

Jack-off Everyday, Except Passover

He's driving a JEEP. He's beating his meat 364 days a year.

by TheDankWolf1995 July 19, 2022

Duck Duck Jeep

The act of placing a rubber duck on another's jeep to brighten someone's day. It also tells the person nice jeep. Known to attract freaky jeep girls.

Bob is sad because no one ever Duck Duck jeep his JKU.

by CRASHLJR August 22, 2023

Fat Jeeps

Cars driven by Atlanta trash.

Hank loves driving his fat jeeps.

by Fat Jeeps November 28, 2018

Jeeps

Coolest car In the world

1:Hey look at that _Jeep
2:I hate _Jeeps_
1:*kills*

by 👁👄👁I don’t like you August 26, 2020

Fake jeep

A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.

“Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”

by Merciless dump July 28, 2023

Rule of Jeep

No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.

3500 for your xj, are you crazy. What about the Rule of Jeep!

by supadoop October 8, 2020

JEEP-PS

What da unreliable/obsolete satellite-navigation guidance often ends up being --- i.e., you get invalidly directed off onto some rough rutted seldom-used track dat only a sturdy 4WD vehicle could navigate!

Robin Williams' character in da comedy-film "RV" unwisely takes a JEEP-PS route dat causes him to get his huge rig high-centered on a rock.

by QuacksO April 30, 2022