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Jasper

Jasper is the biggest son of a bitch, small peepee, asshole there is. He can be cool at times but once you steal his kill in Rainbow Six Siege, he’ll go on about how oppressed he is amongst the friend group.

A slang word for annoyingly playing music in your microphone. It’s probably Metallica.

To waste all of your loving mothers hard earned money on video game cosmetics.
Don’t be a Jasper! Save up your money!
by PyroSabr April 15, 2022
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Jasper

Literally the most awesome person you know. He’s funny and smart and athletic, and a bit of a nerd sometimes. He pulls whoever he wants though, so don’t think you can escape him. He’s also really handsome.
Did you see Jasper yesterday?
Of course I did, who could miss that stunning face of his
by anonymous December 18, 2022
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jasper dolphin

member of the amazing group ofwgkta hes dope asf
not even a rapper
sick ass dude though ong
person1: dude did you hear *jasper dolphin* on the new ofwgkta song??

person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...

person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor
by ayooochrz April 15, 2023
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jasper

a sarcastic girl who says "head ass" or "periodt" un ironically, but its lowkey kinda cute, would give her 100 hugs, im at 6 rn
jasper
by TPFKadin September 11, 2019
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Jasperate

When a man bends his limp penis and puts it inside his own butthole and proceeds to have sex till he orgasms inside himself.
"That guy is weird, all he does is lock himself in his bedroom and jasperates all day and night.."
by Dirtbackinator February 6, 2023
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Jasper

cheese 📸🌄
Jasper- It was a “Girlsdare 💀
by omshahf April 14, 2023
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Jasper's Sister

Damn, Jasper's Sister really exists
by Notgarret's sister December 13, 2022
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