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Jo momma

Jo momma is a phase to insult your friends mum
Cool kid: hey whats ur mums name

Not cool kid:jo
Cool kid : JO MOMMAA
by Harvey mamma June 10, 2021
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Dirty Jo

Fuck her from behind whilst pulling on a long silk scarf wrapped round her neck, in front of a mirror so she can see herself choke
Banged this bird last night she was a right dirty Jo
by Wab666 July 5, 2021
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JO-Dream

You watched to Mitch JOJOS Bizarre adventure and had a dream about it
Bro last night I had a JO-Dream
by Kornaxus January 13, 2020
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Pulling a jo

Pinging everone in a discord server
$cookie @everyone (it was a command to give someone a cookie but i pinged everyone cuz i wanted to give everyone a cookie and thats why its named pulling a jo)
by tuxerman June 30, 2020
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Dani Jo

A person with lots of layers of goodness, like an onion without the crying and the smell. Find out she is kind of mystery. She is open, honest, and direct, but only when asked or when she finds it necessary. Jo doesn't give her heart away easily, but when she does she falls hard. She has been broken and scarred. She just needs someone to hold her tight.(literally Jo loves to cuddle) Jo is usually all smiles, cute huge butt, and bitch biceps. Jo loves music. And loves with her whole self. will put her all into what she loves. she is sassy but quite a friendly person. Not many hate her but she and some have some differences. One to keep all secrets! person who will allways be there for her friends, she is sometimes crazy but great to be around, usually dark hair, beautiful green or brown eyes,an amazing body,very good nose for cooking, she is one of a kind. dani will always protect her friends through the ups and downs. When angry says very hurtful things. Although many times hurts herself more then anybody does! She thinks she is far from perfect, but she doesn't know that she is perfect for she is loved by more then she would ever believe.
Dani Jo is a wild heart caught in a settled sole!

She is a party or a pissed off problem!
Lucky to have her!
by Fria Wins January 14, 2021
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damn it jo

When one is not receptive to said remark from john
John: when I was at uni...
Jo: duuuuhh yoou whhuut?
John: damn it Jo
by Massivehead January 27, 2014
mugGet the damn it jomug.

tl;jo

Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.
Me: Hey Come over
Her (2 hours later): Hey you still up?
Me: tl;jo
by Johng123 September 5, 2014
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