jippen

jumpin and skippen

i was so drunk i was jippen

by fuck2345321 November 30, 2009

Jipass

absurd, nonsensical, or worthless talk or ideas

"That statement is jipass"

by jamethyst February 8, 2015

jippie

A Hippie with a job. Similar to Mippies, Jippies are people who prefer a Hippie lifestyle, but they have high-paying jobs ergo a lot of disposable income. Monday-Friday they go to their full-time, life-sucking day jobs, but on the weekends, they drive around in tricked-out 1980's (or earlier) VW Vanagons and smoke a lot of medical marijuana (MM).

Heard around the water cooler...
Joe: Hey Jim, what did you do this weekend?
Jim: Dude, it was so cool. I got lost in my Westy on some Eastern Sierra fire roads and got totally stoned on some excellent MM (medical marijuana).
Joe: Pshaw... you are such a Jippie!

by Merry Mippie May 19, 2014

Jipstian

A person who falls equally under the genres of jock/hip/christian.

Quinton is so cool. He's not just a jock. He also so hip but doesn't forget his religious morals. He's a Jipstian.

by snoochieboochems October 15, 2015

jipzter

A calamity of the fusion of jazz music into hipster culture

"Ever since the jipzters moved in, this place smells like coffee, cigarettes, and miles davis"

by Clydelecahedron March 9, 2016

Jipstered

To be wrongfully cheated out of something or have something stolen from you when the person doing the cheating has the ability to provide for themselves. Usually involving finances or a loan.

I gave J.L. a loan for $10,000 but he jipstered me when he declared bankruptcy.

by EmperorJayP April 3, 2016

Jipskeg

A scruffy, unkempt, unwashed person, typically male. He will steal anything he can. Doesn't have a job, will never get a job and will display parasitic behaviour throughout his sad, pointless and meaningless existence.

I am sick and tired of you sponging off our family you little fucking jipskeg.

by Parrot Features July 1, 2017