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Neutral Zone Infraction

A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given
Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction
by Francis Costello February 22, 2011
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inflator

A man or indeed woman who forces air from his mouth into a vagina inflating it. This activity is usually followed by an almighty quif a few moments later.
Toby, the inflator, inflated alex's vagina so hard she got an embolism and died.
by Toby "The INFLATOR" May 5, 2006
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infectionate

Refers to amorous feelings/emotions which prompt one or more individuals to engage in STD-risky activities like unprotected sex.
Willie and Monnie interacted in quite an infectionate manner on several occasions while they were employed at the White House.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
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infectionism

A 21st century art movement characterized by the high need of illustrating the coronavirus in articles of various news portals.
This picture about coronavirus is a great example of infectionism, relatively colorful, open composition, emphasis on the danger of that tiny little infectious agent.
by Béé March 23, 2020
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Inflatophiliac

Someone who gets turned on by balloons or inflatables (Fetish)
I one met a guy who was an inflatophiliac
by Rgriffiths13 December 31, 2020
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infosationalism

A journalistic method that is characterized by reporting information with excessive sensationalism.
The rise of infosationalism is causing this country to believe anything they hear on the news.
by Doctor WTF October 17, 2021
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lung infection

When one gets an infection in thy lung
My lung infection turned onto a lungs infection when it spread to my other lung.
by Davesjuly January 31, 2014
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