Social Incest

When groups of friends, much like family, all sleep with each other and/or date eachother in turns.

For example, social incest happens when Billy, Suzy, Drew, Ann and James are all good friends. Billy and Suzy start dating, then break up and Suzy starts dating Drew and Billy starts dating Ann... then Suzy and Drew break up and Suzy starts dating James and Drew starts sneaking around with Ann behind Billys back

Social Incest by herglasslegs May 3, 2009

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techie incest

When two techies (straight, gay, lesbian, whatever) are in a relationship, which is usually frowned upon by their fellow techies and tech directors. Why? Look at the example.

Bob and Lisa are techies and are dating....

2 weeks later in tech..

Bob: *crying* wahhhh, I can't concentrate, I can't believe we broke up, she went with THAT actor wahhhhhh.

Techie 1: Ughh, Bob shut up and start working, we have to finish this set! It will never be done by tomorrow if you keep crying!

Bob: I can't! I CAN'T do this anymore!!! *runs off crying*

New Techie: Where is Lisa anyway?

Techie 1: She's with the actor dude.

New Techie: Ohhhh...

Techie 1: See new techie, this is why we don't like it when two techies date, it's techie incest and it's wrong, it messes everyone up.

New Techie: Ohhhh, I will listen to you, oh master!

Note: Techie incest is not really incest. - Jessica

techie incest by BleachFreak August 2, 2008