Imposterbating

Verb:

When a person, while engaged in a sexual act with a second person, actively fantasizes that the sexual act is being performed with a third person, the imposter.
This technique is frequently employed by people in long term relationships whose sexual relations have become a repetitive routine.
Where a masturbator is said to have those that they fantasize about in their “spank bank”, the term used for imposterbating is the “imposter roster”.

Me and the old lady had our usual weekly tumble, but the whole time I was imposterbating with that stripper from the club.

by Billp1833 October 18, 2021

when the imposter is sus

what, how, why, bruh moment, are you kidding me? how is this even a thing? and why is this popular?

when the imposter is sus is another example of overrated

by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021

lgbtq imposter

The act of becoming gay to get into the girls sleepover

I’m an lgbtq imposter I just got into the girls sleepover

by 429_69pp April 22, 2020

The Imposter

A woman who had just given a man oral sex and later did the same to a woman, and gets the woman pregnant, later claiming that the baby is hers and demanding compensation.

I was about to make her breakfast, but when I looked down, I realised that she was The Imposter!

by _Clarity_ December 23, 2020

Sussy imposter baka uwu

kinda sus idk man red the imposter

UWU IM A BAKA SUSSY IMPOSTER TWERKING UWU IM A sussy imposter baka uwu

by clockmanidk October 12, 2021

imposter in the vent

loosely related to the popular game among us, imposter in the vent is a sexual move in which a man inserts his penis into a pregnant woman's vagina, works his way to the womb, and fucks the fetus to death before it is even born. this method is much cheaper than a traditional abortion and pleases both the man and the woman. if the woman did not want this to happen, the man will play it off as an accident and "report the dead body" to the police. this can have mixed results because it will make the police sus of you and depending on their mood they may shoot you multiple times.

guy 1: hey bro last night I did a good old imposter in the vent with your mom last night

guy 2: so you killed my brother

guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 5, 2020

3rd Imposter

A word pertaining to the game Among Us. When a crewmate sides with an imposter either on purpose or accidentally.

Or youre actually in a game with 3 imposters

So and so is acting like a 3rd imposter, so I probably shouldn't kill them

by YourKindaStupid October 30, 2020