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human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.
That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!
by chezo July 22, 2009
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Humanal

To act like a human, albeit an arsehole which is typical of human behaviour
I wasn't surprised that John slept with Brian's wife, that's very humanal of him
by Mr B Poet July 6, 2016
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Human Cuttlefish

A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.
Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!
by MamaMac27 April 25, 2020
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The Human Centipussy

When 3 or more women are simultaneously giving each other head. The connection of the participants by vag/mouth-vag/mouth and vag/mouth creates the general outline of of the Human Centipede.
I hope my night ends watching The Human Centipussy on the internet.
Last night I paid these skank hoes to do The Human Centipussy in my hotel room.
by onebigboss November 11, 2012
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my heart in human form

The person that has their heart. They love you with all that they are
You are my heart in human form, i cant live without you.
by millyyyrockkk November 28, 2020
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Humanity

Something the internet doesn't have.
/b/, they don't know the meaning of Humanity
by TheBigFatPanda April 29, 2011
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human cocoon

The state of being where two people (in a hug-like fashion) group themselves together, leaving no room between them, causing questions on their relationship, resembling a cocoon in many angles. This act also completely obliviates the two involved to the worlds surroundings.
1: Dude-guy, did you see Chelsea and Abby in the hall, this morning?
2: Yeah, dude-guy, they were totally in a human cocoon!
1: I wonder if they're lesbians?
by Mike Itchee Krotch March 4, 2008
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