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hokus pokus board

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city
by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009
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homesless

a profound lack of Latino friends and/or acquaintances.
David's high school wasn't very diverse, he's homesless
by thespot84 March 24, 2010
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homesef

A combination of brosef and homie much like bromie or dude; used for that inbetween place where you aren't sure if they're either. Can be used in greetings for someone you just met but think is cool
"that guys' your bro, dude?"

"nah man, he's my homesef"
by existentnon December 26, 2011
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Homeslicing it on out of here

To leave an engagement, usually work, earlier than you should. To shirk your duties and leave your unfinished work in the care of others. To let down the team. To bail early.
"I saw Jessamine leave early! But these stories still need to be finished."

"Yeah, I guess she was Homeslicing it on out of here. I guess we have to finish that work."
by edtrickster June 28, 2012
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homescreened

When u hold your smartphone while on the

Home screen and face Palm your buddy for doing something stupid
My buddie did some this really stupid so I homescreened him
by tmaker February 28, 2016
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homespew

The act of regurgitation at one's residence after engaging in the excessive consumption of alcohol (with or without company) solely within the confines of said residence.
"Man, nothing tells you it's time to start taking it easy on the booze like rocking up to the office the morning after a midweek homespew."
by KingsIndian November 4, 2017
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Homesleep

When you're supposed to be doing homework but you fell asleep.
HomeSleeper: Hey, I forgot to do my homework last night because I fell asleep
HomeSleeper's Friend: you Homeslept?
HomeSleeper: Yah.
by It'sMeAsha February 27, 2019
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