hawleytrot

haw-lee-trot
A medium-paced retreat so as not to betray panic. To run for one's life, but in a calculated nonchalant way.

Origin: @KristerJohnson citing the security video of Senator Josh Hawley jogging out of the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.

The Senator from Missouri fled the Capitol at a hawleytrot so as to avoid the violent mob he helped incite.

by Derpitude July 22, 2022

Hawley

A man who tries to appear like a hyper masculine authority but who has mannerisms, tastes, or movements similar to a young girl.

The representative running looked like a 7 year old girl who just saw a pony. What a hawley.

by TheDoctorNik July 22, 2022

Hawleying

to run in a fearful way, at the first sign of danger

"The man who encouraged the rioters was later seen Hawleying away from them."

by ironyguy July 23, 2022

Hawleying

1. Running away like a fucking coward.
2. Hauling ass.

That scumbag republican senator was hawleying awfully fast on January 6th.

by TheLiberalZombie July 26, 2022

Hawky

Doing a hawky is when you go to fart but shit yourself at work. It makes a wet spot in that area, but you continue to work your shift anyway.

The name comes from the sound of the aggressive shart.

I was out doing my deliveries today when I did a hawky. Luckily, I had an extra pair of shorts.

Examples of a questionnaire from an employer about a hawky

When in a warehouse and you Hawky yourself...

Do you

A) Take off your shitty pants and spin around over your head, whooping like a cowboy.

B) Keep working anyway, so as not to miss your target hour and feel the drip drop down your legs.

C) Pull your pants down and scooch walk, so you can hawky outwards on the sides of the aisle.

by Missery September 21, 2023

hackey

not real/ fake
often used in social scenarios

used to call out suspicious behavior

bullshit/ bull

ex. “I heard Anna got a new car for her birthday”
“Hackey!!! Her parents are POOR!!!”

ex. “Josh, lend me 5 dollars I promise I will give it back”

“Thats hackey— last time I lent you money you never gave it back!!”

by therealjosie January 2, 2024

Hawkesby

NZ slang word for Money.

This comes from when Media personality/broadcaster John Hawkesby received a large pay out from TVNZ following dismissal.

Often used to describe something that seems overpriced.

"It's been a long ghastly affair from beginning to end," she said. "And what hurts is that it should never have been called the Hawkesby affair ... Now our name is forever tainted."

That's a lot of Hawkesbys for a beer.

To describe an overpriced very average beer.

by Rooster_NZ January 10, 2024