Handy Man

To receiving a hand job that results in getting your Jolly's off.

Even though Alf has become halosexual, he gladly received a handy man from Nancy while playing Halo2.

by TheSoapShow December 19, 2004

sandy handy

A hand job at the beach handy

My cock is aching after that sandy handy

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Handy Dandy

Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.

Andrew:"Hey man my 13 year old girlfriend gave me the handy dandy last night."
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"

by me8576 October 20, 2009

Handy-tard

A person containing disabilities both mental and physical.This can include retarded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named "lakeisha Dayvonnne" or " tamisha" or some other ghettoesque bullshit name.

Sue : "shit bitch I hate tamisha"

Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"

Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"

Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "

sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "

by Keeper of the word April 1, 2009

hudson handy

When you're ice fishing in Hudson, Ohio, in a shanty, and a prostitute jerks your snake off while you're pulling a fish out through the ice.

My wife thinks i'm out fishing with the boys, but REALLY, i'm getting a HUDSON HANDY.

by itinkimfunni March 6, 2022

Handi-Keith

A synonym for "Vagina" also known as a a slang term for "retard"

Keith brookes is a handi-keith!

by JohnnyRainbow April 7, 2009

Headstone Handy

The headstone handy is when you go to graveyard at anytime and receive a hand job behind a headstone.

Mark- "i just received a headstone handy"

Jack - "what's a headstone handy"

Mark - I'm glad you asked, it's when you receive a hand job behind a headstone in a grave yard"

Jack - "oh cool I can't wait to get one f those"

by ML69 November 13, 2021