soapy handy 

When your girl gives you a hand job in the shower using your body wash.

J-"Since we are both naked in the shower we shouldn't waste this opportunity for you to give me a soapy handy."

M-"Get bent, do it yourself."

soapy handy by Wrenchinfool March 1, 2016

buttercream handy 

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute

That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy

buttercream handy by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017

Colorado Handy 

The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado

Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak

Colorado Handy by UltraBroB May 14, 2018

Standy Handy 

A hand job you get while standing in a crowd.

While I was at a Palm Beach Bar, I got a standy handy.

Standy Handy by Jizzshoes January 25, 2019

brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

brown handy by Fresh Sketch September 17, 2019

Heavenly Handy 

A hand job from the top bunk of a bunk bed. As if God himself reached down from the heavens to jerk you off

Dude this one kid at church camp tried to give me a heavenly handy shit was kinda awkward the next morning

Heavenly Handy by NarwhalJesus January 6, 2020

pulling a handy 

When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.

Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."

Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."

pulling a handy by spatulasaucepan July 14, 2007