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Hawaiian Handjob

When you make the Shaka sign with your hand and alternate fingering a girl with your thumb and pinky
“Your middle finger is too big just give me a Hawaiian Handjob
by Wombat Fucker January 23, 2022
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Hollywood Handjob

When a supposed 'celebrity' has to whore themselves out by giving handjobs in the parking lot for money.
Amor Hilton offered to give me a Hollywood Handjob for only 150$! Damn, now that's Hollywood.
by Andrewwwk12 October 14, 2009
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angry handjob

When a girl doesn't really want to give you a hand job but she does anyway because she thinks she's obligated.
Mary had a headache, but gave me an angry handjob after I took her to dinner and paid her college tuition.
by Gilgamesh Soul March 23, 2009
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Quantum Handjob Mechanics

Also known as Quantum Handjob Theory, Quantum Handjob Mechanics is a branch of physics providing a mathematical description of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interaction of the hand and penis.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the Cum Function. The Cum Function encapsulates the probability that an orgasm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.

Quantum Handjob Mechanics is closely intertwined with the Hymenberg Uncertainty Principle, which relates the fundamental principle that it is impossible to simultaneously measure the present proximity to an orgasm while "determining" the future momentum of a subsequent orgasm with an arbitrary degree of accuracy and certainty.
"Dude, I'm failing Naughty Physics."
"Why?"
"I just can't figure out these equations for Quantum Handjob Mechanics. I'm going to fail that test on three dimensional cum functions..."
by Dzzo August 6, 2011
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Hotdogs & Handjobs

A future chain of restaraunts in which you will be able to purchase a meal, and receive a handjob from a willing employee.

*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.
At Hotdogs & Handjobs, there is NEVER an unsatisfied customer.
by thejesssays October 15, 2008
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Handjob Slut

A female who possesses the mindset and appearance of a slut, but is too prude to perform any sexual maneuvers other than a handjob.
Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
by SexSarge69 March 2, 2009
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Invisible Handjob

When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned
Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.

Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?

Guy 1 - ...No.

Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.
by HiM4nos June 11, 2010
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