Halitoasted

When one endures someone's bad breath for a prolonged amount of time, they may feel as if they are being toasted, as the heat and the stench from the person's mouth is so overwhelmingly bad.

"Wow...today at work Johnny came up to me and asked me about some spreaadsheets but I couldn't even listen to him properly cause I was halitoasted by his excruciating bad breath.

by WeezleMcG May 15, 2009

Halitosis Vaginosis

Smelly vagina

That girl has some serious halitosis vaginosis

by Ice Master Shizzle November 26, 2010

Halftard

Half of a tard... an example of how to use *tard. (i.e. fukktard, muntard, boostard, avantard etc.)

Yo VonMetz, you is a fuggin halftard (insert *tard)

by Pi_Rate March 2, 2009

haitheist

a philosophy where someone hates haters, also an oxymoron causing people to hate them selves
(hey-thee-ist)

Dan:joey hates haters

Alex:doesn't that make him a haitheist

Dan:yeah its one big oxymoron in itself

by sexxxybitches69 December 20, 2009

halfternoon

Half-way through the afternoon

What time is it Jimmy?

It's about 3:00, you know, around halfternoon!

by nighthawk1530 October 16, 2009

Haitian Sweep

The process of crossing over several (2+) lanes in one swift motion. This is usually done in an older, junky looking car as well but not necessarily exclusive to them.

"Did you just see that?"

"Ya, that was a proper haitian sweep."

by BlackScarab August 22, 2011

habitized

Becoming one with the habit

I'm Habitized to the crazy bitch's insaneness

by J~Sin May 18, 2016