Homework husband

A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.

"This chem class is so hard, thank god for my homework husband"

by loftcrew April 25, 2017

rich husband syndrome

When a woman who has never really done much of anything except marry a rich man feels free to pontificate authoritatively on all sorts of things she knows nothing about.

Carol is such a know-it-all. She's never really worked or accomplished anything except marrying Charlie. It's like she thinks living the lifestyle his financial success permits makes her an expert on everything. She has a bad case of RHS - rich husband syndrome.

by Dr. Zoom October 16, 2017

Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.

“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Kageyama Husband ;)

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Kageyama Husband ;) gdffdtrsghvbchg

by Rain ;) November 8, 2020

target husband

man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married

*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband”

by ilovemoneyxocoxoxo January 7, 2021

Non-Husband(able)

When you are somebody's husband in they head.

I don't love these hoes I'm Non-husband(able).

by Eddy 428 Hoes April 27, 2021