pounding ham

V. Doing drugs

Tife told Aubrey that pounding ham is good and she was silly and believed him.

by JuiceGodKingT April 26, 2016

Going Ham And Cheese

Going Hard As A Motherfucker BUT with cheese

Damn that Boy was going ham and cheese in the game.

by $$$overboobies May 1, 2011

ham head

A condition in which celebrities' faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.

Christos: Have you seen John Travolta and Kathleen Turner? Total ham head!

Chen: I know! What about Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau? And don't forget about William Shatner... CLASSIC ham head.

by Chris.G July 23, 2010

ham sauced

To be completely hammered drunk.

Man, we got so ham sauced after all those Jager Bombs downtown we were so college.

by AMeyers December 20, 2007

Ham Slacks

Scrumptious slabs of thigh meat that bring throbbing erections to all who dare venture to the obese backyard buffet of a female

For Mother's Day, I got a framed picture of me bending over a picnic basket. The greeting on the picture said, "Happy Mother's Day ham slacks."

by Nipple Fritts December 25, 2012

Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham

When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.

I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.

by Eaton Holgoode August 1, 2019

Ham Spamming

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis

After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!

by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009