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Calcutta Grow 

A polite and well-mannered way to ask someone from India about the current length of their pubic hair.
How does Calcutta grow, Singh?

Oh, it’s been a while, daddy. I stopped shaving during lockdown and now it’s a forest (French: bois).

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Calcutta Grow by 1000x Better September 26, 2022
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Knee Grow 

It is the biological process of a snickers growing
*there's the quote: would you rather watch a tree grow or a knee grow?
Knee Grow by mike_zvz May 24, 2023

Knee grow 

Nicer way of texting someone that they are a nigger
Person 1 what should I put this nigger as in my phone.
Person 2 knee grow, it's a nicer way of saying nigger
Knee grow by #1 higger nater June 17, 2024

music to grow plants by 

Calming, soothing music, often New Age or minimalist like the music of Philip Glass, considered to be great for growing plants but sometimes somnogenic for humans.
Most of the music from Philip Glass' "Koyaanisqatsi" could be considered music to grow plants by.
music to grow plants by by pentozali November 12, 2011

Cheese and grow 

a polite way to take the lord's name in vein, popular on Broadway between Bleeker and Houston
"Cheese and grow this pizza is expensive!"
Cheese and grow by darkfeone March 7, 2016

Make your garden grow 

Touching or rubbing the female genitalia to arousal up to orgasm

Made famous by Led Zeppelin in their song 'Houses of the Holy'
" Can I take you to the movies? Can I take you to the show? Can I be yours ever truly? Can I make your garden grow?"