diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK

after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

geezered

Being passed in a race by another competitor much older than you.

I thought I was doing really well in the hill climb until I got geezered by a 65 year old on a piece of crap bike.

by kingofbanff May 24, 2010

Geezerish

Something or someone with the qualities of a "geezer", or is cool, but without sounding teenage by using the word "cool". This word would not be associated with something feminine or something for children, more things for men, or, geezers.

1. Michael Caines new film Harry Brown is geezerish!

2. That leather jacket over there is geezerish!

by Geezer TK421 January 13, 2011

geezerdom

A geezer's personal kingdom (personal world view). Rather than lamenting the infirmities and liabilities of advancing age (though not wholly denying them), the geezer revels in the psychological and even physical freedom resulting from advanced age. No need for schedules, no worries about what others think, etc. The world is the geezer's oyster--his or her geezerdom.

The old gent smiled as he considered his geezerdom.

by Travelingmankc September 11, 2018

Greeze

A south Floridian slang for sex or to fuck. Mostly the young generation like the class of 2021 use this term.

1: Ayo Jit u know dat thot destiny?

2: Yea the lightskin with the fat ass, stay wearin weave?

1: Yh bruh I greezed ha ass yesterday at ha crib, ha mamanem was gone

2: You got the video?

by ThatNibba Jake November 6, 2019

cock-geezer

A person you'd peg for having an old looking cock

when a guy tries extra hard to impress girls with his flash car and popped collar the chances are that he is doing this because he is suffering from a non-medically recognized ailment called cockgeezerdom there for he is a cock-geezer.

by Alik McNeal October 11, 2006

Modern Geezer

Any man wearing blue jeans with white sneakers. Instantly labels you as "old and lame" with no sense of style, regardless of age. Old geezers back in the day wore penny loafers and dress slacks. Today's "modern geezer" sports Wrangler or Lees's blue jeans and white New Balance 608 running shoes.

"I see your dad is going out for dinner looking like a modern geezer!"

"Say what"?

"His jeans and white sneakers. Your dad is so lame!"

by Gipman January 9, 2019