gaylord

1. Major homosexual, real cocksucker.
2. Usually older white guy, banging young boys.
3. An insult.

You Avrim , you fuckin gaylord, stop stealing from me

by fauxstar May 3, 2006

hardcore gaycore

An extremely gay and sucky situation in which every day of life basically sucks, and you find yourself looking up garden gnomes on the internet, since you have such a loserish existence. Gaycore is bad. Hardcore Gaycore sucks ass majorly.

Wow, linda is like so harcore gaycore today, everyday. Maybe there is a long, cylindrical metal object up her anal rectum.

by Mister heebee jeebee October 20, 2004

Gaylord

1. Megafag
2. A terribly unfortunate family name. e.g. Scott Gaylord
3. A completely inexcusable given name for anyone born after the late 1960s. Said person's parents should be legally renamed Mr and Mrs Megafag Asslicker Felcher.

e.g. Gaylord Focker

Perez Hilton wishes he could be Paris Hilton's bitch. What a fucking gaylord.
Gaylord Perez was NOT a pitcher for the San Diego Padres.

by tmwcamden June 30, 2016

gaylorddadfuck

When ur gay but u love the lord and u fuck ur dad

Your a gaylorddadfuck

by Yote a good smgf May 27, 2018

Gaylord

Someone who has an uncontrollable and wild fetish to grope and touch up boys. They are easily recognisable with their stuck up attitude. Their looks and personality will want to make even the most extreme Satan worshipper repent and any sane human being want to end it all. They make Kim Jong Un look like a charity worker and will always try to cover up their boners near other boys even though they all have nano penises and have a hard time getting it hard. They will sometimes be seen talking to girls. This is so they can cover up the fact they are faggots.

Umar has been touching up boys again. He is such a Gaylord!

by WiKSKSDKmsmdmdkxlawlsk June 22, 2018

Gaylord

A town in northern Michigan especially known for being ran by corrupt elected officials who placate their constituents for a vote only to go against their community desires. Even to the point of conspiring with police officers to set up and incarcerate politically active citizens.

Everyone should boycott Gaylord. Don't spend money, no gas, no food, no shopping. Spend your money elsewhere. Gaylord is only good for alcohol and opiates.

by Cloud life May 8, 2018

Gaylord

Noun. Oversized box attached to a pallet for commercial or industrial use.

The Gaylord was so heavy they needed a forklift to move it.

by B-rizzle February 23, 2019