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Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.
"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."
by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024
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Fury

A highly strategic, near-mythical war machine operating in the world of Last War. Known for his devastating PvP strength, whisper-level communication skills, and an uncanny ability to vanish into CNX or UMA just before joining TSX (allegedly).

A rare hybrid of military intelligence, fitness enthusiast, and ninja-style alliance member. While most players are either talkers or fighters, Fury’s the guy who reads the whole war report in 12 seconds, wipes a base, and disappears again—like Batman, if Batman bench-pressed tanks.

A master of mystery, possessing an MBA and the biceps of a protein-powered Spartan. Has been "just about to join TSX" since 2023, creating more suspense than the Game of Thrones finale (and marginally less betrayal).

In reality, Fury is disciplined, analytical, and relentlessly fit. In-game, he’s an elite PvP specialist and an accidental stand-up comedian thanks to his alliance-hopping antics and expert-level trolling of one (1) very patient friend.

Fun Facts:

Communication style: Rare, efficient, possibly encrypted. / Home alliance: All of them. At once. Temporarily. / War record: Classified. But terrifying. / Cardio routine: Probably longer than your entire alliance meeting. / Mood: 90% focus, 10% mischief, 100% unreadable.

See also:
Cheshire Cat, BR Whisperer, The MBA Assassin, Your Alliance Next Week?
I’ve fought beside Fury twice. Both times, the only thing louder than the damage was the silence he left behind. He’s not loud. He’s decisive.
by jax2020 June 6, 2025
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Fury

Jenna is a Fury
by YAYMANYAY March 11, 2022
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Balds of Fury

Balds of Fury
(noun)
1. A notorious crew of hairless degenerates who were forged in the flashing lights, multiballs, and tilts of pinball machines. Originally just a handful of chrome-domed flipper fiends, the Balds of Fury evolved into a full-blown cult of arcade chaos — fueled by beer, bragging rights, and the eternal hunt for “just one more game.”
2. Known to descend upon bars and arcades like a shiny-headed biker gang (but with quarters instead of chains), their natural habitat is anywhere a steel ball can ricochet off bumpers while they yell things like “House ball!” or “Jackpot!” loud enough to scare civilians.
3. While they’ve since expanded into trivia, pool, and wing-night dominance, pinball remains their sacred ground — every flipper flip a prayer, every drain a tragedy, every high score a victory etched in legend.
• “Don’t challenge the Balds of Fury to pinball unless you’re ready to be blinded by scalp glare and humiliated on the leaderboard.”
• “I thought it was just one bald guy playing pinball… then six more appeared out of nowhere. Classic Balds of Fury ambush.”
• “Some say the Balds of Fury were born when a Stern machine tilted too hard and the universe decided hair wasn’t necessary.”
by GuidoDaPimp September 11, 2025
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pink rod of fury

The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.

Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.
Make sure the Pink Rod Of Fury is in the boat! I wanna be eating me some fish for dinner hombre.
by H34VY D February 6, 2023
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Fury Vibes

The Act of a fat muslim boy inserting a small penis inside of a animal whilst pretending it is one of your stalking victims
Mum: Zaid! What the fuck are you doing?
Zaid: Im Fury Vibes the dog you fucking n*gger!
by You11234567890 May 29, 2024
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Fuck Fury February

Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.
Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours
by SUCCesssful one November 20, 2018
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