Funky-Noop

Masturbation is a bathroom that is not yours. Primarily in a friend's bathroom, or in a public restroom.

I couldn't wait until i got home, so i had funky-noop times in the McDonalds bathroom.

by Disgruntled Squirrel March 12, 2017

Funny Valentine

The main antagonist of Steel Ball Run, the seventh part in the popular manga and anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

His name comes from Ella Fitzgerald's song ''My Funny Valentine''. He is the president of the United States who is the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race, and watches the race behind the curtains in hopes of gathering Saint's Corpse(which is thought to be Jesus' corpse). Known for his deep patriotism and his signature word ''Dojyan~~'', which can be roughly translated to ''Ta-dah!'' in English.

He has a Stand named Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap(D4C for short)which comes from the 1976 AC/DC single. This Stand enables him access at any time to any number of alternate worlds/universes/dimensions; where if desired he may swap bodies with his counterparts, granting him pseudo-immortality.

Funny Valentine would make a much better president than both Trump and Clinton.

by MetaMaestro July 12, 2017

Funny house

The most poppin irony group chat in current existence that pussy mafia and irony house couldn’t compare to.

Victim: “can I join funny house fingers plzplzplz”
fingers_75: “ Hello I have a few questions about your where about on 11/23/19 at Donna Sheppard elementary school and the case of 7 children that got abducted that day

by fngrs September 20, 2020

Funny powder

A white powder that looks like flour but definitely isn't used for cooking.
If inhaled can lead to the victim acting in a funny way.

-Hola big idiot
-Are you ok?
-No I took some funny powder

by ValOfWyvern March 26, 2021

Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.

Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.

by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 6, 2021

Fanbying

The enby(non binary) version of fangirling/boying. Pronounced fan-bee-ing

Person 1: “Look at that singer, they're so hot!”

Person 2: “Look's like someone is fanbying.”

by Fennivii April 15, 2021

fundysnuts

a literal god. they are friends with fundy *REAL!* and simped over draculaura btw. we pray to fundysnuts on weekdays starting from yes to yes

person 1: have you went to the fundysnuts prayer today?
person 2: oh shit let me do that rq

by ghostbursdarling August 31, 2021