fritis

A chronic condition where a worker can't focus on anything but the upcoming Friday and ensuing weekend.

It's going to be a rough week when your fritis kicks in on a Tuesday.

Fritis is at it's worst on Friday mornings.

by CT4 June 16, 2018

frito pie

An extreme sexual act in which 1 partner eats a bag of frito corn chips then vomits into the anus of their partner and then the 2nd partner lays on their stomach to receive a severe anal pounding using the vomit as lube. After ejaculating into the anus the 2nd partner then pushes it out while still lying on their stomach. The end result should then have the desired appearance.... note one may also choose to eat this wonderful meal as well

Damn that frito pie really chaffed my dick

by king fugu fish April 4, 2009

Frito

Derogatory term for a Mexican, expanded to include Latino aliens.

They ought to deport that frito back to Mexico.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Eat fritos

Verb: To pleasure oneself sexually.

"Erik, stop eating fritos and talk to me."

by avjowar January 16, 2003

Fritz

A Russian slang for a German person. Comes from the German name Fritz and those similar to it.

Russian 1: Look at that Fritz. Came all the way from Berlin.
Russian 2: What is that Fritz doing in our town?
German: My name isn't fritz, it is Hanz.
Russian 1&2: Bwahahahahaha...

by Urban_Fellow June 11, 2007

FRITTERING

The sexual act of shoving a deep fried pastry, commonly named a fritter, up into the vaginal orifice of a female, and the subsequent act of eating the pastry from the vagina.

All I can think about at this donut shop is going home and frittering you.

by battlecat316 September 1, 2013

Fritz

n. The act of reviving a deceased person through sexual activity.

Inspired by the movie The Corpse of Anna Fritz.

Example 1 :"Hombre, my daughter just died, can you fritz her for me"
"Yea ese, anything for a close friend"

Example 2: "I'm so sad I just fritz my girl to life. Now I gotta find another corpse"

by Hector Hernandez Vicens October 2, 2016