minnesota freezer

Stcking a dildo int a freezer for 1 hour, then jamming it into your ass while someone puts ice cubes down your throat

" yesterday my boy friend gave me a Minnesota freezer. It was cold"

by Rollsause February 14, 2017

Ball freeze

When someone hurts the ball on a male human and cannot move.

Tucker if you don't come over here right now I'll ball freeze you.

by Thecoolestkidevvver May 25, 2018

Wolf Fleecer

An urban hunter, always on the prowl, ready to jump into action at any time.

(A person who stalks and captures images on camera of fasion retards who wear animal print fleece jackets... eg Wolf Fleece, Dolphin Fleece, WIld Horse Fleece etc etc)

Generally hanging around where their pray may congregate. eg. Dole office, 99p stores, B&M, Braintree High Street, shitty market stools.

"had to run off from my family, saw a proper fashion retard in a Wolf Fleece duck into Cashconverters and had to snap it"

"Tartan trolly?, check
Black pumps, white socks?, check
ill fitting smelly old yoga pants, fatty legs?, check
Smells like she shit herself last week?!,
Animal print fleece?, check"

((Stalks, Takes photo, uoloads to > Wolf fleece, the height of fashion on the street today on FB)

Wolf Fleecer

by GoLarge January 30, 2021

Rest in fleece

An honorable blessing provided to frat brothers, bankers, and members of Corporate America who have passed out at a party.

Bryan and Michael had a few too many beer bongs at the all-day BBQ and passed out in the flower bed. Fortunately, they were wearing their Patagonia vests. We pray that they rest in fleece.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Freeze Peach

A corruption of the phrase free speech primarily used to mock folks when they selectively blow up minor affronts into supposed "free speech" outrages, e.g. "I can't thumbs down this yiff porn video? THIS IS CENSORSHIP! What about my free speech?"

Etymology: May've been originally used by anti-social justice folks to mock social justice folks. Now often used by social justice folks (and others) to mock anti-social justice folks being selectively upset at alleged "free speech" affronts, especially when it's at the expense of being upset at substanative threats to free speech. Also see #freezepeach and Free Speech Warrior.

Oh, come on now! You got ignored on Twitter. You still have your free speech. You can say what you want. Stop complaining about "But MUH Freeze Peach!"

by Facci Fugatz June 11, 2017

Tesco Fleece

The famous fleece of the tesco employee. It is either blue or red or a tartan mix of blue and red, always wore by the most depressed of tesco employees, especially the blonde ones and the ones which wear a slap load of make up! They wear it because it claims to keep them warm but secretly it is because they think it is a fashion statement within the workplace and it seems that the ones which work in the 24/7 tesco's tend to be very fond of them. If you see a worker in tesco without a fleece, it either means they are unwanted christmas temps or are one of the under 18 employees which have been forced to wear embarassing bright tshirts at the entrance telling people wear the fruit and veg are.

Jack: Hey Louise, do you like my new tesco fleece?
Louise: Oh Jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can I borrow it?
Jack: No Louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cucumbers by themselves!

by JulieWalters66 January 5, 2011

Freezer Elfs

Canadian Elfs found in freezers.

JIM: Damn Freezer Elfs ate all my eggos!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004