What you hafta say several (dozen!) times a day to yer main **squeeze** because he's always wanting to **squeeze theeze**. Extra points if your "eggos" can equally refer to either your front or your rear pair of "fun bubbles" whenever you ask your guy to keep his paws off da merchandise --- in other words, that he finds yer butt-cheeks to be just as attractively-desirable and deliciously-satisfying to fill his hands with as yer chest-pillows.

Well-endowed cutie: I bought my b/f a pair of boob-shape stress-relief balls so that I wouldn't hafta keep asking him to "Leggo my Eggos" twenty or thirty times a day... I know how much he loves my boobs and I realize that they're soft and warm and delightfully squeezable, but he already has our evening/nighttime lovemaking-sessions to play with them all he wants, and so I would really prefer to be able to get my housework and other chores done without having to pause every fifteen minutes for a misty-eyed chest-kneading.

Leggo my Eggos by QuacksO August 10, 2018

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ilike.eggos

A hot man who never misses and follows another sexy man by the name of @ijustwannafeelsometits

Omg there’s the legendary Ilike.eggos, he’s so hot!

ilike.eggos by robloxlover123 March 9, 2021

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Ilike.eggos

A sexy mf that never misses and is mutuals with a sexy mf named ijustwannafeelsometits

Omg is that ILike.Eggos? He’s so hot

Ilike.eggos by robloxlover123 March 9, 2021

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Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

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