You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.

Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

by Ashidan April 10, 2013

Nad Flakes

1) Loose flakes of skin that gently flitter to the ground when you remove your underwear. (Provided your nut sack is not currently excessively sweaty)

Sherry was on her knees preparing to give me a blowjob...when she snatched my underwear down she paused for a moment as Nad Flakes were seen shimmering in the light gently falling towards her face like snow.

by Mr. North April 18, 2009

Nut Flakes

Crusty balls: dandruff off the nuts.

When you are taking a shit and scratch your balls and leave flakes on the tiolet seat. The other day i went to take a piss and someone left their nut flakes all over the shiter.

by r!p May 21, 2008

Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.

Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Booty Flakes

A special surprise after you eat dat booty. Mostly when a girl is so autisti that she can't wipe her ass after a shit so you have to eat it for her.

I was eatin dat booty like am nam nam and then I felt booty flakes in my mouth.

by NiggerFaggotSpic123 June 10, 2018

whatever flies your flag

yet another synonym for whatever floats your boat; simply put, to acknowledge but overlook someone's personal preference, however bizarre

"Whatcha doin'?"
"Counting the pixels on my monitor to make sure there are exactly 1,310,720. "
"Um, ok, whatever flies your flag..."

by nerak2 June 16, 2006

Flickenoowee

A small folded piece of paper propelled by an elastic band stretched across the thumb and finger

Stop firing flickenoowees at my ass!

by Anonymous May 19, 2003