Arse-ferret 

A person who likes to rummage around in other people's arses, looking for treats.

Matthew: let me have a gander is your back passage.
Simon: Fuck off you arse-ferret.

Arse-ferret by Backside bandit November 23, 2018

chutney ferret 

A Little Prick That Gets Under Your Skin.

Your Boss

chutney ferret by stu. February 6, 2004

a purple-headed womb ferret 

a still-born

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

a purple-headed womb ferret by seamus October 15, 2003

purple-headed-womb-ferret 

A Human or ape like creatures:

penis, shlong, bazooka, trouser-snake, walls pork sausage, hammer, babys arm . . . . .

1) 'Woah, have you seen the size of his purple-headed-womb-ferret?'
2) 'See you guys later, i'm off to stab the wife with the purple-headed-womb-ferret'

purple-headed-womb-ferret by wiggagigga July 18, 2011

chutney ferret 

squirrel type monkey with terets

chris wade

chutney ferret by james watts March 4, 2003

Reverse Ferret 

For someone to ferret about you. Like messing about doing random jobs is ferreting, so for someone to do them for you is reverse ferreting

Boris has been reverse ferreting, doing so many things that don't make sense for me around the house.

Reverse Ferret by Relivo February 14, 2021

fecal ferret 

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

fecal ferret by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008