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like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.
Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.
by D C King March 19, 2008
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ferret on my pussy

i wouldn’t wanna get caught with a ferret on my pussy tomorrow you know what i mean
by xgmpt January 25, 2021
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Ferret davies

Ferret davies is an unusual human that looks like the animal ferret usually bad hair and mum can be a whore or the unusual human can be born a mistake and is to live in a garbage can
Ferret davies lives in garbage cans around the state
by Jkftd September 10, 2016
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Ferret

A ferret is a Cat Noodle.

They fit through tiny spaces while also attacking your toes.
"What a cute Ferret!"

"Ferret, That's a Cat Noodle!"

"Watch out its gonna bite your toes!"
by cheeseburger666723 February 23, 2021
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moon ferret

on social media, the person who contributes to the discussion of a topic with things that exist only in his own imagination

- credit to Larry Correia for developing the word and concept via his interactions with the uneducated on social media
How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.
by Somewhere Far, Far, Away April 22, 2025
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Three peaked ferret

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.
There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.
by Dr Eldenberry June 20, 2022
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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
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