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Force Feeding The Futon 

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.
After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

Backwards bird feeding 

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and she acts like she's swallowed it and goes in for a kiss. During this she will spit the semen into the guys mouth (like a bird feeds it's young) forcing him to taste his own cum. Once he realizes it's his own cum he will gag and throw up while the girl laughs.
Dude, last night she was backwards bird feeding me. I haven't eaten all day...

Dick Feeding 

Dick feeding describes the event wherein the shotgun of a penis shaped piece is being managed by a fellow smoker/innocent bystander whilst the individual taking the hit uses two lighters to cherry the bowl as he or she embraces him or herself for what can only be described as a godlike hit.
"Yo Derek, feed me that dick man."

"Give me your hand mayne, it's dick feeding time."
Dick Feeding by lolwhatupmayne September 8, 2009

second feeding

Dinner after dinner. The second round of eating following the feast on Thanksgiving Day.
We could go watch a movie and be back here right about time for the second feeding.
second feeding by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001

bottom feeding 

Hey you little bitch flip over so I can put my face in your ass and do some bottom feeding!
bottom feeding by i8it November 7, 2006

GERBEL FEEDING 

"YOU LIKE GERBEL FEEDING"
GERBEL FEEDING by sprac November 14, 2009