fat-assism

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism

i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.

by javier montoya jose rodriguez December 13, 2010

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

A supposed insult that office PC users use to mock their best friend's weight when they get yelled at in a Fortnite game. The exact meaning behind the phrase is still unknown due to the creator's refusal to explain himself, but many assume it refers to massive gastric inflations in one's body.

Friend: "I told you to revive me."
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"

by queque12345 February 8, 2022

Fat Assident

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

fat assin'

To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.

Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.

Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 22, 2007

Fat Assing

Verb. To carry out activities that may result in one's heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.

John: I'm going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing COD4

Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass

by Dorrrraaaaaa July 1, 2009

Fat Assholeanism

The art of worshipping Fat Asshole and longing to enter his grids as devourers of all things.

I practiced Fat Assholeanism in Martin, Michigan.

by WorshipperOfTheFat November 18, 2019

fat asses

The Vista Audit Team

when all you do is work and eat you are a fat asses

by URADIK December 15, 2008