'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
by Benjy-x June 28, 2009
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Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."
Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."
by Louminu May 29, 2009
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Get the fail sauce mug.when a person goes through life without ever having a successful relationship those relationships are then added to the fail train. It is possible for one person to ride in multiple cars on a single fail train.
i don't understand why DJ continues to try and date, the girl is just gonna end up on the fail train. Woo Woo!
by Poshua February 2, 2010
Get the fail train mug.A term you use when someone fails or does something wrong, implying in a joking way that it was really bad or that it went wrong because they were stupid.
It is in reference to "fail boat" pictures on the internet (google image search it) which ususally depict a boat that is sinking or capsized with the words fail boat underneath.
If this were to be put on a scale of failure then it would be just below the term "epic fail".
It is in reference to "fail boat" pictures on the internet (google image search it) which ususally depict a boat that is sinking or capsized with the words fail boat underneath.
If this were to be put on a scale of failure then it would be just below the term "epic fail".
If someone or something has failed or is on its way to failure then you would say:
"All aboard the Fail Boat!"
or
"Your shipment of Fail has come in!"
If your on instant messanging or emailing then you would usually attach a picture too because the joke is rooted in the pictures and is funnier if you use a different one each time.
"All aboard the Fail Boat!"
or
"Your shipment of Fail has come in!"
If your on instant messanging or emailing then you would usually attach a picture too because the joke is rooted in the pictures and is funnier if you use a different one each time.
by Richybuoy April 6, 2009
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guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.
by Spaz De Kat July 15, 2009
Get the fail phone mug.If you could take all the failure of man kind and grind them all up into a paste, that would be fail sauce.
by WeinerSnitzel November 1, 2008
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