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forgetard

When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.

In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.
Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!
by mishthefish September 9, 2009
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Osama bin Forgotten

Osama bin Laden. From what is effectively US policy towards the supposed mastermind of the September 11 attacks.
He was Osama bin Laden. Now he is Osama bin Forgotten.
by Fearman August 14, 2007
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Geordi La Forge

The act of lying one's penis across another human's eyes causing such person to look like Geordi La Forge from the hit television series Star Trek.
Head was passed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and Darrin slapped him the Geordi La Forge as Willie took a picture for remembrance.
by Diamond Drew July 30, 2004
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Old Forge

A town located in pa where every one is either a pot head or an alcholic.

Many People Hang at The rock. A Place Where 5 students got in trouble for driving to vo tech
come to Old Forge so we can drink
by the big boy who cried March 30, 2009
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forgot

The past tense of the word, 'forget'. Meaning to have memory of a certain something or someone lost.
Thinking he had all his work finished, the young man went to sleep. But he forgot to finish his science project that was due tomorrow.
by a very tired girl December 26, 2011
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forgetaboutit

Italian word for "Forget about it" Usually when you don't forgetaboutit, you die. So make sure you "forgetaboutit"
You: "So whats it about"
Italian: "Forgetaboutit"
You" "excuse me?"
::Death::
by OuTkaStZ October 8, 2005
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forgettitude

It means to forget the new famous word you yourself coined.

Source: Forgettitude was coined by Stephen Colbert, on June 18th's The Daily Show with John Stewart.
Stephen Colbert suffered from a bout of forgettitude, when he saw his own invented word: Truthiness, in the New York Times crossword puzzle of June 18th, 2008.
by bakerpc June 19, 2008
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