Noun: Any one of numerous wireless devices, which serves as a cellular telephone, small in size, with a characteristic cock roach shape, appended to one's ear.
Those people with ear roaches are pretending to be in a phone conversation with somebody but they are actually closet, borderline schizophrenics with self-esteem issues.
by Mike G December 12, 2008
Get the ear roach mug.Form of sexual intercourse in which the male inserts his erect penis into the lover's ear causing stimulation and pleasure. What many don't know, is that the phrase "fucked her brains out" derived from this activity. Not to be confused with a nose job, an ear job allows the male to assert his dominance to the female in a newer, more fucked up way.
-Doctor: well it seems that you have an infection in your right ear. Seems to be clogged with some liquid. Have you been swimming lately?
-Woman: Oh that's my husbands cum, I gave him an ear job.
-Doctor: wipes hand on cloth* Well your husbands a gross fucker.
-Woman: Oh that's my husbands cum, I gave him an ear job.
-Doctor: wipes hand on cloth* Well your husbands a gross fucker.
by Gross word Definitions April 12, 2013
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When the plugs, tapers, etc. are taken out a gunky substance surrounds it. It usually looks clear/whitish and is a collection of vaseline, lube, dead skin cells, blood (sometimes), and smells like bigfoots dick after he sodomized a beaver. It accumulates after weeks of not cleaning them. And is a great way to piss people off by sticking it under neath their nose.
When the plugs, tapers, etc. are taken out a gunky substance surrounds it. It usually looks clear/whitish and is a collection of vaseline, lube, dead skin cells, blood (sometimes), and smells like bigfoots dick after he sodomized a beaver. It accumulates after weeks of not cleaning them. And is a great way to piss people off by sticking it under neath their nose.
"While at the food court with friends, Jeff took his guages out for the first time in 2 weeks and wiped his ear spoog underneath his friends nose, which soon made his gag non-stop."
by Jeff from SD June 21, 2008
Get the Ear Spoog mug.by chonie pockets September 14, 2005
Get the ear hustling mug.The "surprise" you get when gauging your ear lobes to anything larger than a 2 gauge. It's a nasty crust on your overly large earrings. Smell is between a cats ass and something that might have died 12 weeks ago.
by Dog with man head August 28, 2009
Get the ear cheddar mug.Those massive holes in peoples' ear lobes after getting them stretched to the size of their fist practically. They're pretty gross but some people think they're cool...although I think they're mentally ill.
Guy 1: OMG what is that THING in your ear?
Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.
Guy 1: Eww *runs away*
Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.
Guy 1: Eww *runs away*
by HellzAngeL13 July 31, 2009
Get the Ear gauge mug.An ear spanking is what happens when someone is nagging or talking to much to the other people who are forced to listen.
1. Monica gave her husband a real ear spanking for coming home late last night.
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
by Mihighness September 8, 2005
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