Dylan

The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!

Cunt 1: Dude I'm gay
Cunt 2: Quit being such a Dylan

by JoeDaBro69 October 17, 2018

Dylan

An asshole who likes to take pictures of their penis and have sex with trumpets.

OMG that picture is disgusting! You Dylan.

by boojee December 20, 2008

Dylan

Dylan is a nice guy who loves babies and constantly tells everyone how much he loves them.

I'm happy to leave my child with Dylan at a party.

by FortniteLvr42069 July 31, 2019

Dylan

Dylan a perfect example of the perfect human being the exact way a person should be.

"Did you hear Dylan adopted 30 orphans?" "Omg that is such a Dylan move"

by Thelargehetro November 15, 2019

Dylan

He is an amazing trustworthy guy who will treat you as if you were an angel he says the sweetest things and is practically perfect

Wow he’s so hot. Must be Dylan

by Dylan’s girl March 24, 2019

Dylan

No on likes a Dylan.... they dumb bitches....

Dylan is a dumb bitch.

by Father Scott April 10, 2019

Dylan

The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.

Dylan

by El-Birdi May 28, 2019