Drain the Swamp

The take a shit and piss at the same time

“Damn I just drained the swamp now I feel 5 pounds lighter”

Drain the Swamp- To completely drain your bowels and bladder

by getreckm8 November 3, 2019

Cum Drain

1. A female that enjoys taking on large amounts of cum deposits!

2. A demeaning comment of insult.

1. That chick over there is such a cum drain, she took 12 loads of cum in one night.

2. Get the fuck out of here Mike your such a cum drain.

by Mario Washington June 23, 2007

Drafternoon

any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones

My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.

by sheepyone December 31, 2008

drain a vein

When you go to "take a leak."

Man...I drank so much beer that if I don't drain a vein now I'll explode.

by earlofduke February 4, 2010

draftsturbate

to masturbate while doing a fantasy football draft

Dennis was so excited to pick Tom Brady he had to draftsturbate

by hammshag August 13, 2010

drain the hose

Most commonly refers to taking a piss, but may also refer to masturbation.

Be right back, just need to drain the hose.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

drain abortion

to use a wire hanger to clear a clogged drain

My girlfriend's hair clogged the bathroom sink again. I couldn't afford a plumber, so I performed a drain abortion.

by kenandrick December 28, 2014