Double Doink

When you attempt a game winning field goal but miss by hitting both the cross bar and the upright.

Yo did you see the bears lose. The field goal attempt at the end was a fucking double doink

by Somerando January 6, 2019

Pro-drinks

Pro-drinks are similar to pre-drinks, except you and/or your friends consume excessively more drinks than a normal pre-drinks session. May even lead to failure to go out afterwards.

Ryan was refused entry to the club because he was too drunk from pro-drinks!

Our pre-drinks turned into pro-drinks when Steve had 15 jager bombs.

by ceeeejay May 16, 2009

doink

The act of hitting someone in the balls.

Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.

by Moof September 3, 2003

doink

Someone who is an asshole or a Dick. Generally used when curse words are not appropriate.

My Boss is a real doink.

by Randy Smith June 11, 2006

dong donks

A legal secretary who knows how to cut loose.

Woah! Check out Dong Donks touch type at 80 wpm and smash that glass of sav blanc.

by Jon Springs August 14, 2006

Doinklesniffed

To consume an incredible amount of alcohol and become absolutely shitfaced.

"if im gonna have sex with her then im gonna have to get completely doinklesniffed tonight"

by warhuhwhatisitgood4 May 22, 2009

Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.

Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!

by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009