dickless mcdickbreath

Ih the heirarchy of d bagery this is the top rank. An individual who showes cowardice and cocksucker traits at the same time.

Look hear Dickless McDickbreath, we aint having this shit.

by reptilian November 10, 2013

Dicklerious

The euphoric and delirious feeling one gets after being sexed by dick and most likely having multiple orgasms all night.

"I can't concentrate at work today because I'm too dicklerious from the vast amount of penis I received last night."

by Mango_McGee January 14, 2014

dicklash

When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.

I got dicklash after I lost my woody.

by lyradius February 12, 2014

dicklebobber

A penis that has received a surgical enlargement and, consequently, is able to float when placed in water.

Girl A: "Man I would love to date Damian, but his penis is so damn tiny"
Girl B: "OMG did you not hear? He got his junk enlarged just the other day!"
Girl A: "Well unless it's a DICKLEBOBBER, I'm not interested!"

by shadosnpr16 April 26, 2014

dickistry

The chemistry between a dick and another male or female.

His dickistry was so compatible it attracted both genders.

by xamartx May 18, 2014

Dickle

When you givin head and his dick taste sour like a pickle. You spit that shit out.

Samantha: So you sucked his dick right?

Kim: I tried, but he had dickle.

Samantha: wtf?
Kim: it tasted like he pulled out of a pickle jar

by CalamityChaos June 5, 2015

dicklatoge

1. When a guy accidentally gets cum in a girls hair

2. Wearing a low cut shirt in the hopes of getting the D.

1. He dicklatoged you!

I see you got your hair dicklatoged last night.

2. That dress is for sure going to get you dicklatoged tonight!

by Pelvic Power Ranger January 9, 2016