dicklatoge

1. When a guy accidentally gets cum in a girls hair

2. Wearing a low cut shirt in the hopes of getting the D.

1. He dicklatoged you!

I see you got your hair dicklatoged last night.

2. That dress is for sure going to get you dicklatoged tonight!

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dicklatonin

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin

Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!

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Dickatoesis: bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.

She had a bad case of dickatoesis after having oral sex with her boyfriend.

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My dick turned into a dicktatoe.

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When you can see the outline of ones dick through their pants

Like a camel toe for men, dickletoe

dickletoe by Lenzy32 January 27, 2015

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WOW thats A dicklargengly!

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Similar to melatonin. It is a sex sleep aid A.K.A a man's penis after some amazing orgasms.

That dicklatonin provides me with some of the best sleep ever.
If you want hours and hours of rest get you some dicklatonin.

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