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Disney Channel

Disney Channel used to be a very good channel before 2006. Later on, Hannah Montana started and destroyed the whole channel. It ended later somewhere in 2011. Somewhere in the late 2000's, a new show called Wizards of Waverly Place came. That show ended earlier in 2012. Somewhere in 2010, Shake it Up aired and that's when the channel started going downwards.

All they have on Disney Channel is their sluts acting like they care about their fans and the fans go like "OMG! DID YOU JUST HEAR ABOUT CECE JONES'S NEW SONG?!". Actually, this channel doesn't want to show that much commercials of other places. Instead, they mostly use THEIR commercials. All you see is commercials of their upcoming shows, their "This is Me" fillers, and their, um, shitty music videos. This channel has gotten so lazy, they aired a commercial having the year of 2010 in the middle of it. Their sitcoms, I mean decoms, are just movies that are made from the same sluts they use in their shows. Nearly every slut in the channel sings. Even their Shake it Up channels are horrible!! Girls are pretty much copying every single thing they do on Disney Channel. This channel is aimed towards 7-12 year old girls. If you're a boy and you're over 20, shame on YOU. The only reason I watch Disney Channel is because of Phineas and Ferb. That show is awesome.

The bad part is that this channel is filthy rich, so it will stay up for a pretty damn long time.
Girl 1: Yess!! Shake it Up is next on Disney Channel! *does some dance moves*
Me: Oh Lordy.
Disney Channel by XCLAUSOX October 27, 2012

Disney Adult

People, usually millennials, who are obsessed with Disney. Disney Adults may want to have their wedding, honeymoon, and birthdays at Disney Theme parks, and will often own lots of Disney merchandise. Some people find them annoying or childish for liking these things, and ‘Disney Adult’ is occasionally used in a derogatory way.
“What’s your opinion on Disney Adults? My friend thinks they’re super annoying, but I don’t really mind them.”

“There’s so many Disney Adults nowadays, I can’t stand it.”

Disney Dad 

A father (usually divroced or separated) who tries to compensate for his absence by giving his kids everything and taking them everywhere during visitation.
My ex is a Disney Dad, he takes the kids to the zoo, the game, the movies, the carnival and shopping all in two days, when its his weekend with them.
Disney Dad by T.L.R. July 13, 2009

Disney porn 

Cartoon porn starring disney and other toon's characters.
Boy: I saw a picture of Alice and the Mad Hatter having sex.
Girl: That's disney porn!
Disney porn by ossukka May 4, 2010

Disney Grand Slam

When you go to Disney World and go to all four parks in one day, hitting all major attractions; starting at 9 am and ending at 1 am. This usually ends in massive pain in your legs due to all the walking.
Dude I did the Disney Grand Slam the other day, and I still can't get out of bed.
Disney Grand Slam by LaFleur818 August 26, 2011

Disney Channel Sitcom 

My baby just made his first Disney Channel Sitcom in the toilet!