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Deez nuts

Deez nuts in your f**king asshole mouth
by Fatdicky July 1, 2022
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Deez Theorum

The Deez Theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Richard Inass: Alright class, how do we solve this inequality?

Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!

Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.

Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.
by bugcrusher October 27, 2021
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deez nuts

deez nuts is basically just talking about someones nuts, and oftens talks about them in your mom.
by Charles Boba October 31, 2022
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Deez Butts

Deez butts is a word that describes two butts that are physically unable to be pulled apart.
Her deez butts were two hard bruh, those cheeks were so clinched I had to use my gorilla grippers to depart them
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Deez nutz

What do you call the thing in your mouth?”

“Tongue??”

“No, DEEZ NUTZ🤣🤣🤣💯”
by Thebest🤣🤣🤣🤜 May 21, 2021
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deez nuts

A word to use when someone asked u a question
Example

what's your name?
deez nuts

Example 2

how big is that piece of wood
as big as deez nuts
by anonymous March 31, 2022
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Deez Nuts

hey, something came in the mail today .
what?
DEEZ NUTS ha! Got em!
by Xpolanco19 March 16, 2016
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