tour de douche

"A peloton of weekend warrior d-bags clogging up the roadways decked out in full cycling regalia, led by a yellow jersey'd supreme douche extraordinaire."

I was late to work because I got stuck behind the tour de douche.

by Zephyr007 October 14, 2015

douchequake

a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.

Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.

by nme! January 18, 2009

Double Rhino

When you use your 2 hands and grab above a persons knee. Then they pee them self.

LMAO, i just double rhino'd you ryan! and you peed your self lol.

by lets sick 754 August 30, 2017

Chicken Doughnut

The slang name for the ubiquitous "General Tso's" chicken entrée offered at every Chinese restaurant in America. Given that its preparation calls for liberal breading and deep frying, one might confuse it for a doughnut dipped in an Asian sauce that has chicken as a filling.

Given that I wasn't in the mood to be adventurous with my order, I opted for the standard chicken doughnut (aka General Tso's Chicken) for my entrée at the local Chinese restaurant.

by GPM415 December 7, 2010

Douae

Douae is a beautyful girl that really likes to hug people, she s a girl with longass hair. She will make every guy fall in love because of her beautyful brown eyes. She s smart but hates math. She loves her friend and her family is a priority.

Boys shoot your shot :)

Is that girl Douae single?
Can i have her snapchat?

by Moroccain Queen :) December 1, 2020

douchegirl

A highly parents-subsidised pretentious paris-hilton-girl with a constant need for attention, negative or positive. The easiest way to get attention for her is to play guys by acting as if she was super-interested in them, while in fact just looking for attention. She is unable to maintain a healthy relationship to the opposite sex, constantly chasing for new guys to mess with and will never stop teasing them. When going out she dresses in a slutty way to maximise the level of attention she gets, trying to attract guys to sexploit or to play with. She tries to lower her victims self-esteem by constant negging and showing off to make her feel better about herself.

She wears expensive cloths/bags/sunglasses/etc, defines herself by other’s material possessions and by the people she got to know during her attention-whore adventures. Though materially well-equipped by birth, she tries to be even "better" than she really is, e.g. by pretending to live in cool cities like London, though this is not true in reality.
Douchegirls should be avoided at all costs by any guy as they just live to try to fuck them over for attention. They pretend to be the happiest girls on the planet, while in fact being among the most empty people on the planet. They tend to be of average intelligence, trying to appear smart in an equally pretentious way as they behave in other parts of their lives. Never get impressed by a douchegirl, as there is nothing behind her ego but emptiness and hot air.

Tall blonde girl neglected by her parents, chasing after guys in clubs.

Typical douchegirl blabla:

To guy: "Say hi to another guy's name for me"
To anyone: -"I had gadget, e.g. blackberry before it was cool"
-"I am friends with all the guys"
-"Most of my friends are guys"
To show off how exclusive she is: "I crashed a guy's Posche Cayenne Turbo S cause I was wearing heels."
To emasculate a guy not acting 100% tough: "Wanna cry?" or "guy's name is quite useless" or any other neg
Complaining: "All the guys are hitting on me" wearing a skirt which could be confused for a belt

by formonkeys January 12, 2011

Douchebagner

a real dick, prick, asshole, and all around unpleasant person.

The dude known as "Douche Bagner" is called that because he's such a douchebagner.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007